October must be the month for memoirs.
Here in Australia, the smiling and unrepentent former Prime Minister John Howard – the PM who sent Australian troops to fight in two wars under false pretences and presided over the greatest assault on the nation’s civil liberties in living memory – has published his memoirs: Lazarus Rising.
Howard doesn’t care if he cops the occasional shoe while promoting his tome. It’s all good publicity. Even public spats with former Deputy PM Peter Costello are grist to his publicist’s mill.
I shaln’t be buying Howard’s memoirs anytime soon.
Or anytime at all, to be more precise.
I try not to put money directly into the pockets of war criminals if I can avoid it.
On the other hand, I am more curious about the memoirs of former Chairman of the (US) Joint Chiefs of Staff General Hugh Shelton, also published recently: Without Hesitation: The Odyssey of an American Warrior.
The Sydney Morning Herald ran a story about Shelton’s memoirs last Saturday, relating one of the more gripping yarns in the book. Apparently Bill Clinton parted company with the top secret codes needed to launch nuclear apocalpse (known for some reason as the ‘biscuit’). This security lapse may have happened more than once. Doubtless America’s stand-up comics will be working on this new material. Something like: “Is that a pen in your pants Mr President – or has she been nibbling your biscuit?”
The same story about Superpower America’s risible WMD security also made it into The Australian newspaper: Bill Clinton did lose nuclear strike codes: Hugh Shelton. How wonderfully media diversity serves the Australian public!
But as far as I can see, another significant revelation in Shelton’s memoirs hasn’t been ‘noticed’ by the Australian mainstream media so far. Salon.com has this story: Clinton aide’s idea: Let Iraq shoot down U.S. plane
Justin Elliott reports (emphasis added):
General Hugh Shelton, who was chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff during parts of the Clinton and George W. Bush administrations, has a new memoir out that contains this significant-seeming story: Back in the late 1990s, Shelton says a member of Clinton’s cabinet asked him to allow Saddam Hussein to shoot down an American plane over Iraq as a pretext for starting a war. The way Shelton tells the story, this was a serious request.
Apparently Shelton was not receptive:
…one of the Cabinet members present leaned over to me and said, “Hugh, I know I shouldn’t even be asking you this, but what we really need in order to go in and take out Saddam is a precipitous event — something that would make us look good in the eyes of the world. Could you have one of our U-2s fly low enough — and slow enough — so as to guarantee that Saddam could shoot it down?”
The hair on the back of my neck bristled, my teeth clenched, and my fists tightened. I was so mad I was about to explode. I looked across the table, thinking about the pilot in the U-2 and responded, “Of course we can …” which prompted a big smile on the official’s face.
“You can?” was the excited reply.
“Why, of course we can,” I countered. “Just as soon as we get your ass qualified to fly it, I will have it flown just as low and slow as you want to go.”
The official reeled back and immediately the smile disappeared. “I knew I should not have asked that….”
“No, you should not have,” I strongly agreed, still shocked at the disrespect and sheer audacity of the question. “Remember, there is one of our great Americans flying that U-2, and you are asking me to intentionally send him or her to their death for an opportunity to kick Saddam. The last time I checked, we don’t operate like that here in America.”
General Shelton does not identify the Clinton cabinet member who made this outrageous request. Secretary of State Albright is the most obvious possibility, but there are others.
Shelton’s military bio informs us that “General Shelton became the 14th Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff on October 1, 1997, and served two two-year terms, retiring on September 30, 2001.”
According to Wikipedia: “during the events of September 11, 2001, Shelton was on a plane to London, England. Then-Vice Chairman Air Force General Richard Myers took charge and on October 1, 2001 became his successor.”
One might speculate that the planners of 9-11 didn’t regard Hugh Shelton as sufficiently reliable.
Now we have a better idea why.






