Does Al Qaeda really exist?
Opinions vary widely.
Muammar Ghadafi appears to think so – and I take his opinion seriously. I’ve noticed Ghadafi has been willing to discuss quite a few subjects – such as Israel’s likely role in the JFK assassination – that are apparently too complex or scary for other world leaders.
Yet on the existence of Al Qaeda, I’ve long had my doubts. Perhaps I can say I’m ‘agnostic’ about the existence of the greatest bogey of our era?
Quoting former British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook, Cynthia McKinney wittily remarked that “Al Qaeda is like the CIA’s Rolodex”. I think that may be close to the truth. If so, Al Qaeda might also be re-named ‘Rent-a-Mob-of-Islamic-Extremists’.

A public hanging in Benghazi after the rebel take-over; Britain's new allies enjoy a night out on the town
There do appear to be a number of regionally-focused Islamic extremist organisations around the world whose existence is rather more tangible. Some of those groups may well collaborate from time to time. That’s as much as I’m willing to say I believe in relation to the existence of ‘Al Qaeda’, without further evidence. And of course, only fools think Al Qaeda was the organisation that planned and executed 9-11. In that case, its function was merely to serve as patsy.
Western Governments have been keeping an eye on actual Islamic extremist organisations for decades. The British Government has a published list of proscribed terrorist organisations (many, but not all, are ‘Islamist’). The list mostly pre-dates 9-11.
One of these listed terrorist groups is the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG). This is what Her Majesty’s Government has to say about it:
The LIFG seeks to replace the current Libyan regime with a hard-line Islamic state. The group is also part of the wider global Islamist extremist movement, as inspired by Al Qa’ida. The group has mounted several operations inside Libya, including a 1996 attempt to assassinate Mu’ammar Qadhafi.
Given this background, a recent report in the New York Times - Exiled Islamists Watch Rebellion Unfold at Home - is noteworthy, to say the least. Here’s how it begins:
Abu Sohaib spends most of his time online these days, following the news from his native Libya. He is in constant contact with friends on the ground there, helping them map out strategy to fight the rule of Col. Ghadafi.
“I would like to be there myself; I tried to go,” he said, pausing to look at the car keys in front of him. “But Tunisia and Egypt wouldn’t let me in even after their revolution.”
Abu Sohaib, his nom de guerre, is on a watch list for suspected terrorists not only in Libya and its neighboring countries, but also in some European countries. He is a senior commander of the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group, a former militant organization that once was aligned with Al Qaeda. The New York Times is withholding his real name because he said he fears for his safety.
Now isn’t that thoughtful? To help a man who’s active in an organisation that’s on the UK’s proscribed terrorist group list, the New York Times keeps his name confidential. So considerate!
It occurred to me rather odd the British authorities don’t seem to mind… until I read further and discovered the article is actually written from London.
‘Abu Sohaib’, in other words, is living in the capital city of the very nation that designated his organisation ‘terrorist’: His colleagues travel from London to Libya at will:
Here in London, Abu Sohaib and a dozen or so former commanders make up a rear-guard headquarters of sorts, with some members shuttling between London and Benghazi to strategize and share donations collected from the sizable Libyan expatriate community in Britain.
So there we have it! It’s not too hard to get the hang of this new reality. There’s not much to learn; not a lot to forget.
Repeat after me:
NATO is at War with Libya. NATO has Always been at War with Libya.
NATO is not at War with Al Quaeda. NATO has Never been at War with Al Quaeda.
If discordant memories of former enemies or old friends enter your mind, swig down Victory Gin.