I’ve been following the career of Mark Regev with interest for some time now.
Actually, I have little choice – unless I completely stop watching English-language TV News.
A week rarely passes when Regev’s rugged good-looks aren’t featured on my box, as he earnestly provides ever more implausible rationales for Israeli war crimes. When Israeli violence hots up, on religious holidays or prior to elections, Regev appears on my screen daily.
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It doesn’t seem that a change of government makes any difference. A year ago, Regev was spinning for Mr Olmert. Now he spins for the government led by Mr Netanyahu (known to his mates as Ben Yahoo).
Does anyone else find this a tad suspicious?
My personal theory is that Mark Regev (born Mark Freiberg) is a deep-cover Australian agent.
He may seem like an Israeli these days, but it’s just a front. This rude boy from Melbourne is deep down a fair-dinkum Aussie. He’s even joked about it on occasion – a tactic often used by spooks to deflect criticism while they continue to operate in plain sight.
Mr Freiberg has probably been tasked by his controllers with eroding the Zionist Entity from within, by coming up with such absurd excuses for the Shitty Apartheid State’s recurrent crimes against humanity that even the world’s most foolish people see through them with ease.
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Mark Regev should be investigated by Mossad and Shin Bet. I suspect he’s a Kim Philby-style double-agent. Perhaps a little water-boarding in Facility 1391 would loosen his tongue?
It’s long been known that Israel’s powerful and somewhat sinister Australia Lobby has subverted the Israeli national interest.
Now there’s a prima facie case that Australian agents have penetrated the Israeli Government, at the highest level.
Significantly, most Israeli politicians are too nervous to discuss this issue – and dismiss it out of hand if questioned. Of course, it’s rare they’re ever asked about the power of the Australia Lobby within Israel. The topic is taboo in the Israeli mass media.
Perhaps that’s a consequence of the domination of Israel’s main media interests by Australian partisans, stooges and sympathizers?
Naturally, the Australian nationalist in me is rather proud of Mr Freiberg’s achievements. In general, I’m tickled pink that Australian subversion has become a major global force and the Australia Lobby has grown so powerful that its very existence goes unmentioned in the mainstream media.
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Even so, in this case I’ve decided to whistle-blow. I’m also a man of the world, who believes in the rights of non-Australians to self-determination. In fairness to Israeli democracy, Regev should be exposed for the Australian undercover agent that he clearly is.
I doubt my revelations will cause any lasting harm to Mark Regev. Even if Mr Yahoo is forced to sack him, Israel’s powerful Australia Lobby will ensure he isn’t publicly exposed in the Australia-dominated Israeli press. Regev will doubtless get a plum job somewhere else. Perhaps he’ll pop up as an ‘expert commentator’ on Fox News – the US Network owned by notorious ASIO operative Rupert Murdoch?
If things go too badly wrong for Regev in the Shitty State, he’ll still be OK. After all, Mark Regev can always come home.
How lucky to have the Right of Return to Australia!
