Message from the Supreme Leader
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I call on the Great Australian Workers and Masses to publicly criticize Comrade Turnbull’s reckless and irresponsible quasi-Libertarian and neo-Liberalist tendencies!
Comrades must also criticize the dangerous opportunism of Left-Deviationalist Brown!
Oh Great Australian masses!
Follow only your Beloved Helmsman!
Unite in praise of Chairman Kevin, who basks in the adoration of all Working and Peasant Families (unlike the discredited Post-Blairite revisionist London clique!)
Long Live Chairman Kevin!
Long Live Deputy Gillard!
Long live the Free Peoples Democratic Republic of Murdochistan!
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CHAIRMAN’S BIG PICTURE THOUGHT OF THE DAY…
Reports have reached me that there are many Bad Thoughts on the Interwebs.
Bad thoughts are the People’s Enemy!
Bad Thoughts are not tolerated in the Free Peoples Democratic Republic of Murdochistan!
Comrade-workers must report all transgressions immediately to:
Comrade ‘Wally’ Conroy,
Peoples Commissariat for the Eradication of Bad Thoughts
Parliament House, Canberra
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* Winner 2007, 2008 & 2009
Australian Friends of Plutocracy Top Service Award
Murdoch-Lowy Institute for Plausible Sycophants
