For Immediate Release…
Will the meek finally inherit the earth?
The World Health Organization has declared a Global Pandemic of Militarism, Elite Greed & Avarice (MEGA).
Finally dashing hopes the outbreak could be contained, WHO now advises that every part of the world is at risk.
“The only thing to do is bunker down” a spokesperson for the organization said today.
MEGA is especially hard to stop, because the disease mutates in form as it spreads to new locations.
Be very alarmed! (from the Sacramento Bee)
“Big Pharma is working on a vaccine, but it probably isn’t feasible to inoculate the whole population. In any case, it’s become apparent that those most at risk are already infected” she added.
“Although pigs have been blamed for these outbreaks, it’s something of a myth” the health official added.
“MEGA seems to be confined entirely to the human population, in which it has been resident for millennia” she concluded.
