Department Head Michael L'Estrange: looks better in a T-Shirt
Are you are a Canberra-based bureaucrat who works in Australia’s Department of Foreign Affairs? If so, this is written for you…
I know, it’s a thankless job parroting the unimpressive views of your bosses to skeptical overseas counterparts, with only minor opportunities to help formulate policy. You have my sympathies.
Even so, you do have perks…
Some prefer this in Phosphoric White on a Blood Red Background
One of them is zapping around the world like Superman (or CatWoman), attending international conferences and other junkets. These alleviate the tedium of Canberra conformity.
Perhaps this month you were looking forward to a conference in Geneva? Switzerland is so pleasant in April. Maybe you hoped to head down to the south of France afterwards for some serious R&R?
Then along come Kevin Rudd’s Zionist controllers and put the mockers on the entire excursion. Damn! Now you’ll have to stay at home and monitor the proceedings on TV. What a bummer!
You may wonder: is there a risk-free way to express your feelings of disappointment? Can you register a safe protest?
Hebrew to English translation: "The Smaller They Are - The Harder It Is!"
Yes you can! Wear one of the popular 2009 Israeli Defense Force T-Shirts to work. There’s a range of choice designs available in different colours!
Covering your hairy chest or boobs with one-sided loyalty to the mad little nuclear-armed supremacist State exhibits your alienation and may earn you promotion.
Worried about those pesky human rights types making a fuss? No worries! Tell them criticizing your T-shirt is ‘Anti-Semitic’. If they persist, report their ‘Hate Speech’ to the Australian Human Rights Commission.
Note: If anyone in the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs follows this advice, please do write in and let us all know how you get along.
My analysis suggests you’ll be fast-tracked for the top. If not, it’s possible I’ve misunderstood the Rudd Government’s Middle East policy.
