I’m considering starting a new category, such as ‘Salacious Gossip’, to attract more visitors. For now, this item will have to be filed under ‘Satire’.
The really big news in the Queensland election this last few days has not been trivia such as the global economic recession, the State budget deficit, the parlous state of the environment or the massive oil spill on Queensland’s southern coast.
A teenage Anna Bligh during our brief affair
The big news has been the publication of the Pauline Hanson photos from the days when she looked like a bad girl. Are they genuine? Has she been set up? Is it a publicity stunt? Who cares?
These have been the hottest talking points of the campaign. And rightly so. They are topics about which Australia’s Journalistic Class of 09 is capable of writing, chattering and twittering with ease.
Julie Bishop in the good old days
If I can’t beat the mainstream, I may as well join it. Here are a couple of photos of other leading Australian politicians in their youth. I seek no money… and publish only in the interests of public exposure.
Pauline Hanson’s persecution complex is unwarranted. She is not alone. I have dirt files on most of the sheilahs in Parliament.
I shall release bits of it over time to boost traffic to this site. But no naughty bits. This will remain a family website.
Competitors such as the sleazy Sun King may titillate with real tit, but I think it better to imagine the mammaries of our leading politicians when they were at their nubile peak.
Too much reality might disappoint.
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