
The Ethicist
The Good
There was a Professor of Ethics
Who could ably pronounce on most topics
‘Till he once lost the plot
And sweet reason forgot
Then he stopped making sense to his critics

The Minister
The Bad
The Minister rose to his feet
And then he proceeded to bleat
“My opponents are pervs
Who get on my nerves
As for me, I just came off the teat”

The Christian
and The Ugly
The Christian Boss spoke quite well
And explained we may all go to hell
If we don’t let the spooks
Look inside all our nooks…
Is he kidding? It’s so hard to tell!